The Strict Scrutiny team put together a collection of scented candles to help you relax after a long day of being alive in America.

Pick from three luxurious scents, all hand-selected by the hosts of Strict Scrutiny:

This Candle Smells Like An Ethical Lapse: This lavender-scented candle was picked by Leah Litman, and it smells just like the total relaxation you feel when letting go of all your ethics and morals.

This Candle Smells Like The Interior Of A Private Jet: Melissa Murray selected a eucalyptus-scented candle to embody the luxurious feeling inside a private jet – specifically, the one your buddy owns. Just take a deep breath, put your feet up, and float above the clear ethical guidelines you’re violating.

This Candle Smells Like Vibes, Not Law: Kate Shaw chose a sandalwood-scented candle to represent the all-vibes YOLO court era. Strike a match, turn on the pod, and try to embody the IDGAF attitude of the Roberts court.

The Crooked Store donates a portion of the proceeds from every purchase to Vote Save America’s Every Last Vote fund, supporting organizations that work year-round to support access to the ballot and empower new voters to participate in the process.

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