I Don't Date Landlords Keychain

Looking for love, not a crappy lease. A small keychain is for anyone who’s been ghosted by affordable rent and haunted by the housing crisis.  Whether you're unlocking your fifth sublet this year or just trying to survive another rent hike, let the world know: you have standards, and they don’t include evicting grandma for profit. Clip it on your keys, your bag, or your conscience.