Shouting Match Candle Set

When Uncle MAGA makes you want to light yourself on fire, light this candle instead! Its pleasant lemon scent will eliminate all the bad juju in your house from when your uncle said the phrase “chain migration.” Sure, he donated 10,000 dollars to Jacob Wohl’s patreon, but at least you only have to deal with his racist ass bullshit once a year. Light this candle and take a deep breath, the holiday season is almost fucking over.

*NOTE: This item CANNOT be shipped outside of the U.S.


Size Guide

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex Tees

S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 1/2 28 1/2 29 1/2 30 1/2 31 1/2
Body Width 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4 24 3/4

Fitted T-Shirts (Crew & V-Neck)

S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 25 1/2 26 26 1/2 27 27 1/2
Bust Width 16 17 18 19 1/2 21

Neon George Pocket  T-Shirts, Friend Of The Pod Longsleeves (Blue Jean, Terracotta), Keep It Logo T-Shirts, Lovett Or Leave It Recorded Live Pocket  T-Shirts, and Pod Save The World Pocket T-Shirts

S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 28 1/2 30 31 1/2 32 3/4
Body Width 18 1/2 20 1/2 22 1/2 24 1/2 26 1/2

Crew Neck Sweatshirts

S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27.75 29 30 31 32
Body Width 19.5 20.5 21.5 22.75 24

Zip-Front Hoodies

S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5
Body Width 20 21 22 23 24